Johnny Black: Boss, I get what you're going for: Bible-quoting serial killer. Jeffrey: No, no, you sighed! That's not nothing! Johnny Black: It, it's nothing, forget it.
Hey, anybody got like a twenty-foot stick? I want to take a crack at this thing. Kirito: Hey man! When you pop, could you try to send some candy over this way?Īsuna: I'm going to cut him down you jackass. Probably hurts like a bitch but he's not going to die in here. One is actually from the game's tutorial, so yes, Keita never finished the tutorial! The bulk of the Moonlit Black Cats consists of NPC companions from quests that Keita never completed, so they hang around him indefinitely ( and tend to repeat themselves every four seconds).Meaning that Kirito, with his in-all-probably ABYSMAL Charisma score, is powerless to the hat. Kirito finds himself joining a guild after Keita dons a hat with a +50 Charisma bonus, which anyone familiar with tabletop games will recognize counts towards a player's ability to convince or coerce others.Keita: But let me assure you, we could certainly use someone with your. Kirito: I have literally never thought that about anyone. Keita: Now, I know what you're thinking - "am I really worthy to join these awesome dudes?" That you are not associated with any guild! So the Crew and I - I call them "The Crew" by the way - were thinking that you should join our guild! Kirito: I thought I had that set to private. Keita: Here's the thing, Kirito I couldn't help but noticing, while I was rifling through your character page. Keita: Ah, Kirito! Can I call you "Kirito"? Kirito: Who are you people, and why are you at my table? Asuna's not mad Kirito is ditching the party, she wants her share of the loot from beating the boss, i.e.Kirito: My sweet-ass coat begs to differ. Kirito: So, for those of you who came in late, and that one guy playing Bejeweled back there, shoot for the stars! It'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt. You were an adequate meat shield, and no one can ever take that away from you.
But, to be fair, I guess you did absorb a little damage for me, which was nice. Kirito: I mean really, I could've done this whole boss fight myself.
Kirito: 'course I'm not a liar, so I'm not gonna say any of that. I'd like to take a moment to say I couldn't have done it without the help of each and every one of you. Kirito: Fellow gamers, we have traveled far and climbed many stairs to get to this point, fighting side-by-side, noobs and l33ts alike.